Four
Mr. Bemis' Clone's mind was drifting off again when suddenly he looked up and saw 4 bright lights heading toward him...... yaaaaaoowwww! A Lincoln Navigator minivan doing 80 nearly ran into him head on. The Clone's life flashed before his eyes.
"I got a job to do and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get that banana if I have to go to Africa and climb a tree." Then he pulled into the only gas station within 40 miles.
"Fillerup, I'm out of gas. I got no money and this is a life and death situation!" Then he thought to himself, "Did I just really say that?"
"You got a credit card Bud?" said the attendant.
"Good, let's have it."
"I've been instructed not to use it."
"You said it was life or death didn't you?"
"Yes but..."
"Friend of yours?"
"Yes."
"Well I reckon if you don't hand over that credit card your friends gonna be one dead motherfker."
