Twenty One
As Tammy, Judy and Polly waited patiently for Karen to tap them on the arm and send them into battle, Pashen and Eugene were back at the lodge going through the archives like madmen trying to figure out who stole number #5.
Meanwhile Black Belt had stepped outside with a pair of binoculars to see what he could find out about sniper #2. He moved around like a deadly ninja until he got a decent view of the forum's adversary. "Well, there he goes again," Black Belt whispered to himself, "why am I not suprised?"
He scooted back to the lodge to tell the others. As Black Belt burst through the door Pashen was standing up at her computer desk as if shot from a bazooka. Simultaneously she and Black Belt shouted,
"IT'S ALAN!"
"Of course, it's Alan," said Mr. Bemis as though he knew it all along.
The Clone upon hearing it was Alan flew into a rage. "That dirty scum suckin pig!" he yelled as he ran outside. Then he started throwing rocks in the woods and hollering,
"You won't get a dimes interest from me, you mudda frigger!"
The Clone had a very religious upbringing and never said one word of profanity in his entire life. This was the closest he ever came to doing so.
"Interest.... what's this I hear about interest?" said Mr. Bemis.
At that exact moment the girls could hear the crickets chirping louder and louder the owl started to hoot in the tree, a wolf on yonder mountain let out a blood curdling howl, a mountain lion roared with hunger and a handsome duck swam up to the shore right behind Alan.
"Some thoughts from the pond my fine friend to turn your life in a more appropriate direction.... Be a strong light reflecting the good of your strength and not a victim of your weaknessess."
As Alan turned toward the shore he caught a glimpse of Polly who said very nonchalantly,
"Hey Bud, want to check out some sexy 38 triple D's?"
As Alan hesitated ... in a split second - "HI YAH!" Judy had flown through the air and kicked the rifle out of Alan's hands as he fell to the ground.
"I did it! I did it!" cried Judy, jumping up and down. As she did this though it gave the mad sniper a chance to go for his gun again and he dove for it with lightening speed. In the nick of time Tammy threw dirt in his face as Karen who was trailing behind grabbed the rifle and at the same time nailed Alan with a straight kick to the .........groin.
The mismatcher was not done yet however.
"Give me my gun back, you fargone bitch!!" he screamed at Karen.
"Suck my dick!," came her reply.
Then she looked into the camera and said, "It's not just from G I JANE, I waited my whole life to say it!"
