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Polly wants to party on the forums first anniversary. I haven't been around any longer than a month however, and besides you guys would be way too wild for me. Polly sounds like a human dynamo, don't she? It's a good thing you're celibate Polly. I really think you could hurt someone.
And the Belt is saying, "Oh yeah, whip me, beat me, hurt me. I can take it..... I swear I can take it!"
Polly says "You sure Monsieur Belt?''
"Oh ohoho oh yeeesss I am ready for you."
Just then the clone walks up with a key, opens the door to this little cabin out in the woods by the lake.
Polly says, "You want passion?..... Well you gonna get passion in action boy." as she grabs him by the collar of his gi and tosses him into the little room.
The Black Belt turns around and screams, "Hey there's no jacuzzi! There's supposed to be a jacuzzi!"
"We don't need a fu-kin jacuzzi we got each other."
"But look, there's not even a fireplace. I need atmosphere. I need champagne. I need.......... ahhhhhhhhhh."
Four days later the door to the little cabin squeaks open.... the Black Belt appears in the door way....... he's bruised from head to toe, it looks like he's lost about 30 pounds and he has a thin white belt holding up his extra large gi. He stands in the doorway for an instant and then......... falls face down in the dirt.
