startMainMenu("metrostrips_left.gif",38,23,2,0,0) mainMenuItem("metrostrips_b1",".gif",38,106, http://www.lollie.com",""," lollie.com ",2,2,"metrostrips_plain"); mainMenuItem("metrostrips_b2",".gif",38,106,"javascript:;","","small serving size: short funny jokes, short funny stories",2,2,"metrostrips_plain"); mainMenuItem("metrostrips_b3",".gif",38,106,"javascript:;","","regular serving size: medium lengthed jokes,... medium lengthed funny stories",2,2,"metrostrips_plain"); mainMenuItem("metrostrips_b4",".gif",38,106,"javascript:;","","large serving: longer funny jokes and longer funny stories",2,2,"metrostrips_plain"); mainMenuItem("metrostrips_b5",".gif",38,106,"javascript:;","","collected servings: collections of funny jokes, collections of funny stories",2,2,"metrostrips_plain"); endMainMenu("metrostrips_right.gif",38,23) startSubmenu("metrostrips_b5","metrostrips_menu",196); submenuItem(" rules of the air", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle21.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" what hollywood teaches", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle23.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" action movie lessons", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle3.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" out of the mouths of...", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle26.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" idiots!", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle25.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" favorite redneck lines", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle32.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" top 45 oxymorons", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle24.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" real church typos....", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle19.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" product warnings", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle12.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" new words you'll like", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle31.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" the wisdom of super models", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle15.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" ineffective daily affirmations", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle2.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" no pun intended", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle9.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" medical record quotes", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle5.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" definitions by gender", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle7.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" Proverbs of the new millenium", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle17.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" things i've learned on aol", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle6.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); endSubmenu("metrostrips_b5"); startSubmenu("metrostrips_b4","metrostrips_menu",177); submenuItem(" phone won't stop ringing?", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle4.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" how to sing the blues", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle27.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" how to give your cat a pill", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle1.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" cat bathing as a martial art", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle20.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" excerpts from a cat's diary", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle8.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" letter to dr. laura", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle22.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" let me slap martha stewart", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle_martha.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); endSubmenu("metrostrips_b4"); startSubmenu("metrostrips_b3","metrostrips_menu",166); submenuItem(" dear Abby.....", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle30.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" satan vs Jesus", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle28.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" father?", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle16.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" nursing home excellence", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle14.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" mammogram exercises ", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle13.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" a Barbie we can relate to", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle33.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); endSubmenu("metrostrips_b3"); startSubmenu("metrostrips_b2","metrostrips_menu",143); submenuItem(" the diver", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle18.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" the riding incident", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle10.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" what is courage?", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle34.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" terms of endearment", http://www.lollie.com/giggle/giggle29.html","(none)","metrostrips_plain"); endSubmenu("metrostrips_b2"); startSubmenu("metrostrips_b1","metrostrips_menu",183); submenuItem(" home", http://www.lollie.com/","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" romance", http://www.lollie.com/romance/love.html","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" wallpapers", http://www.lollie.com/gallery/freegallery.html","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" screen savers", http://www.lollie.com/ss/screensavers.html","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" my fav start page", http://www.lollie.com/happy/startpage.html","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("don't suffer, use the blues", http://www.lollie.com/blue/emotions.html","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem("---","javascript:;","","metrostrips_plain"); submenuItem(" etcetera, etcetera, etcetera ", http://www.lollie.com/etc/index.html","","metrostrips_plain"); endSubmenu("metrostrips_b1");