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Smoking is sexy. Yeah right!!! Isn't it weird that they're still trying to sell us that bag of bull? That's right up there with "drinking makes you look smart" isn't it? Whenever you think of smoking cigarettes just remember the three Ls of smoking - lugies, lip lines and limp.
Lugies Think about it, whether you're the one coughing up the lugies the morning after or your partner..... word up, they are NEVER sexy! Have you ever known a smoker who doesn't regularly cough up that gross stuff within two years of their first crap-stick? No. Cigarettes = lugies and last time I checked lugies are the least sexually attractive thing on earth. Well, least right up there in the top ten.
Lip lines Off the top of your head.... quickly name three super models with smoker's lip lines..... what? You can't think of any? But you'd think as sexy as smoker's lip lines are they would. What's up with that?
Limp He's not a manly man, he's more of a wimpy, limpy kinda guy. Sure some guys still smoke cigarettes. Most of them are at least smart enough to hide it. Course, like everything else, eventually the truth becomes apparent.... so where's your point? (pardon the pun)
All these gifts from a costly, deadly, addictive drug that doesn't even get you high. Cigarettes.... they're not just lugies, lip lines and limp anymore, now they're an I.Q. test as well! How are you are scoring these days?
Truth in Advertising - vintage cigarette and tobacco ads, cool site!
Here's an ultimate list of quitting smoking links to help you dramatically raise your I.Q. if you're still a smoker. It's all the helpful information you need to get motivated and then some. Blair's Quitting Smoking Resources Pages
Here are two of my favorite quit dying icons. You can find more like them at adbusters.org.
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